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Welcome to The Bluelou Times! I've visited and lived in many interesting places in my young life. I've recorded many of my memories in letters I've sent to my friends. This web page archives several of those letters. This is a sample. My friends think I should be a writer. These memoirs are my first attempts at being that writer. If you like it, you can find many more just by clicking on the links to the left, right, or top of the page. You can also let me know by clicking the e-mail link below.
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In 1994, I'd sold or given away most of my worldly possessions in three weeks (truck, ATV, fridge, washer, ACs, etc.) and boarded on a plane from Atlanta to Frankfurt Germany thinking I'd made the dumbest mistake in all my life. The story of those three weeks is a tale of its' own. I decided that since I'd made my bed, I'd best sleep in it. I flew on to Istanbul and then to Ankara. I was fumbling with my luggage trying to explain to the customs agent that those were truly cooking spices. Who in their right mind would want to take drugs INTO Turkey? All the while, someone who could have easily bailed me out of this mess...was laughing at me and my traveling rummage sale. Hey, I deserved it! I'm still the world's worst traveler. This person was my then roommate and longtime buddy, Mike Veal (aka Mr. Wheel). It turned out to be the best thing I'd done and I don't regret a minute. Mike's still with my company and we stay in touch. He's been a long reader of the Bluelou Times. Believe it or not, he's been to more places than I've traveled.

The Screaming Yellow Banana!Greetings from the oldest city in Kansas!

Thought I could set apartment hunting appointments on the same day of my travel to Leavenworth. Boy was I wrong. I searched through Facebook and other web sites. Some had me fill out an application before I looked at their apartment. My apartment borders an abandoned golf three-hole course. My family contributed to my used furniture compilation for my KC apartment. Gigi brought down SYB, donated a couch, lamp, and a trundle bed doubling as twin beds. Michele and Pat donated their little used air fryer and a table with chairs. Bought the sequel to the evil chair on Facebook and a vacuum cleaner. Mom provided a small dresser. Wally's provided the rest. I shopped at the local thrift stores after I bought most of what I already needed.

My apartment is about a fifteen-minute drive to the office. There is no rush hour. The only delay is if there is a lot of cross traffic on my penultimate turn before entering the job site.

The apartment manager remembers me because the first question I asked about the apartment was if it had a dishwasher. After five years without one, I wasn't going to have an apartment without a dishwasher. Though the compound has no pool, there's a clause in the lease holding harmless the owners for pool accidents. Go figure! No, the clubhouse has a gas grill for resident use but any grill needs to be ten feet from the building. Also in the clubhouse is a limited gym and laundry. My apartment is on the second floor so it isn't too convenient to lug a grill downstairs.

Always wanted to see what advantages a smart TV gave me over a conventional TV. I had two in Mexico but couldn't enable the smart features I needed. I have a fifty inch in the living room and a thirty-two inch in the bedroom, both by Vizio. I am underwhelmed with the features and picture quality but they were cheap. I do like the YouTubeTV split screen where multiple football games (two or four) can be viewed at the same time. Wish I could program the remote controls to services I use. The dedicated streaming service buttons on the remote are a pass but indicative on why the TVs were so cheap. Vizio keeps whoring their apps and other apps I don't use. The remotes aren't interchangeable either. They have apps for my streaming services, YouTubeTV and Peacock and I do use YouTube. Eventually, I'll add Netflix when WWE moves there next year. I had to add adapters to use both screens with my computers.

I did see a couple of posts on Facebook that my former project is complete but I didn't share them. I miss my Friday Fly Days, flying the drone. I've been radio silent to my former employer except for my personal goods shipment arrived from Mexico shortly after moving in my apartment. Like before, many items were missing. It's as if someone selectively picked what items to take as there was no rhyme or reason what was taken. I really stocked up on goods from Wally's days before my stuff arrived. Of course, the stuff I bought at Wally's mirrored the goods from my shipment. The excess will be consumed in time so nothing will go to waste.

I did get two different emails from a pair of headhunters both representing my former company wanting to present me as a hiring candidate. How do you define irony? My former boss is now a Linked-In connection.

Finding a bike rack to haul my treasured bikes was an evolving process. I either own or bought all the wrong ones for my Honda. The mechanic at the bike shop told me what I needed to buy after I bought the wrong one. I had a new hitch installed from Leavenworth U-Haul and bought the bike rack from Gigi. The other rack went on sale on Facebook. Unfortunately, the Honda owner manual says if I tow anything, I will void my warranty. Honda suggests that if I try towing with the car, the vehicle weight, contents including driver, and weight of the trailer including trailer load cannot exceed the gross weight of the vehicle. Hadn't really planned on towing much but a U-Haul trailer towing furniture would have been nice. For whatever reason that remains a mystery to me, U-Haul kept me on their speed dial as they've called me twice since they completed their work.

I knew the hitch mounted bike rack would interfere with the backup camera on the Honda but I didn't think it'd be a problem. I was wrong. The car backs up a few feet and then beeps and locks up all the brakes like a dog knowing it's going to the vet yet not wanting to go to the vet. I may have found a way to defeat this deterrent.

One of the things that was missing from my Mexico shipment was my bike headlights. Of all places to get one, Walmart was my source. A double take comes when you read Schwinn made it. Having a blast night riding. Oncoming motorists simply stop when they see the 500-lumen strobe flashing. Schwinn has never really stood out for making state of the art products but they are sturdy.

A taillight was part of the light set I bought. My sister bought the same taillight. Brackets are flexible straps. The taillight needs the S-clip that Schwinn furnishes but doesn't let you know you need that clip. Michele had to resurrect it from the trash. We concede that product instructions in general are lacking.

Another thing not too detailed was the instructions for my newly purchased electric bike pump I bought from Amazon. I got my 82 Trek bike out of storage. Tire pressure is 110 psi. For comparison, a car tire takes about 30-36 psi and a typical bike tire takes around 50-70 psi. A conventional bike pump gets you to the nearest gas station. Cross the fingers if you can find one with an air compressor to inflate your tires. If available, which they are few, most service stations followed the trend of charging you for air. I read the instructions, but details lacked on airing the tires up to 110 psi. I simply guessed after several failed attempts.

This one's legit!The hard part about that 82 Trek was that I had the padlock key for it. Finding a spare key is another story.

When I was looking at Leavenworth apartments, I noted that the city had a low bike friendly score. I've seen a few bike trails but would agree on the low score. The streets are wide but there are not a lot of bike trails. Like Omaha, most bike trails are in the newer (perimeter) parts of town. It was confirmed by the bike map I got from a local bike shop. Motorists give lots of space. Rolling hills aren't noticeable in a car but Leavenworth has their share and they are NOTICEABLE on a bike!

The local bike shop was a big help getting my 1982 Trek 613 up and running. They had links to bike trails in and around Leavenworth you can upload to your phone/smart watch to navigate. While GPS technology isn't new to me, this application of GPS trails was. After I figured out how to defeat the energy saver on my smart watch, we got along much better. According to Google, the bike shop went out of business.

Anyone out there in cyber land not too keen on satellite radio? Me too! They tout no commercials but isn't promoting your own product a commercial? The DJs talk too much. When my complimentary subscription ran out, I didn't renew it. I really didn't care that the majority used to be MTV Veejays. That novelty ran out quickly. My CD/MP3 collection would give most classic rock radio stations a run for their money. I like Fleetwood Mac but their classic rock stations over used them as their go-to selections... I wasn't a big MTV viewer anyway.

An extended impression of my recently purchased 2024 Honda HR-V. Not too fond of the ride each time I roll across an expansion joint in the pavement. Love the mileage, about 30 mpg. Will seriously consider buying a Toyota when they put out a Maverick-like pickup. Nope! Won't buy the Maverick. Ford lost me when they wouldn't make a transmission that goes over 37,000 miles nor warranty the powertrain. When the dealer wanted $5k just to give an estimate, Ford lost me. I went with the recommendations of mechanics who told me to stick to Toyota or Honda. Honda makes something like the Maverick but it's too large. Size creep has pushed all compact trucks into the mid-size category, a turnoff. Was surprised reading that the engine is American made but the rest is made in Mexico.

I'm still finding new features of the Honda. A friend was sitting in the car. The car is programed to unlock the doors if I have the key and touch the front door handles and lock the doors without prompt after I leave. A few minutes after the doors locked, she tried getting out which set off the alarm which thought someone had broken into the car. A few more repeats of this incident convinced my friend that if I get out of the car, she does too. Still learning!

In my last update, I wrote that I didn't apply for workman's compensation. Money is money so I applied late. I hoped it would help offset the cost of COBRA insurance. Folks at the unemployment agency said I was a contract employee and I didn't pay in nor did my former employer. I got out everything I put in...Diddley squat!

Initial impressions of Leavenworth and my new employer are quite positive. Leavenworth has many ethnic restaurants. The first restaurant on the first day I visited was a Thai restaurant. The second was Jamaican. If you sell food from some of my former posts, you've got me. I did Japanese take-away from a trailer via Grubhub and conventional sit-down Japanese restaurant with hibachi and conventional seating. Yes, you can wear your shoes. There's more to come. Maintaining the spirit of the city, there are a couple of BBQ outlets. I've tried one twice, a trailer in a hotel parking lot, and a typical building. The quantity of car washes rivals what I saw in Kosovo. Nothing I've seen has more banks than Leavenworth. Unfortunately, I don't have an account with any of these Leavenworth banks. The closest is in KC.

My new employer really showed their enthusiasm towards me, more than any of my former employers. Professionally, I'm very glad I made the last-minute switch to my current employer. It's a better fit for me. Being so close to home doesn't hurt either. My colleagues are young, ambitious, and bright. Their safety program is a real morale builder.

Prison and embassy construction have similarities, so it didn't take long to jump in with sleeves rolled up. Embassies keep the bad folks out and prisons keep them in!

My hardest adaptation is that my new company uses Google web-based applications for communication rather than Microsoft Outlook.

Live Long and Prosper!It's weird working only five eights...but in a good way. I'm doing my best to adapt. Watching sporting events live takes some getting used to but it's cool. I'll adjust! I call it semi-retirement.

Thought if I updated my resumes on Linked-In and Indeed, the headhunters would catch on and read the resume noting I was employed. They don't or maybe they don't care! I get emails wanting to know my interest in positions I don't qualify for or don't want. So much for professional affiliations! My only solution is to take down my resume or keep replying. Stay tuned!

For those folks who cater their inquiries to my profession, I generally respond. For those that miss my profession entirely, I respond with silence.

One of my new bosses is a fellow Husker. When I went home for my exams, he jokingly requested Runzas. Google it! You can buy them from the restaurant still frozen for travel. I knew where to find dry ice for the road. He got a half-dozen.

About mid-football season, I switched the ringtone to the Husker fight song. Left the phone at the desk while in the restroom. Sure enough, the phone rang sending Missouri, Kansas, Kansas State, and who knows who else it might have drawn cringes from.

I didn't get aboard the Big Red hype train when my beloved Huskers started out 6-1 only to crash at the end of the season. I've seen that before. Yes, we're going to a bowl game. We get publicity but the biggest benefit is added practice. I remember the years when a nine-win season was an off year.

Though I haven't gone far, I have spent more time riding SYB in Leavenworth than at any time anywhere other than when I was riding it in Omaha. Since I got SYB out of storage in May, I've logged in over five hundred miles on my bikes.

I scouted out gyms online but most close at 7pm which was unimaginable until now. Fortunately, I go during off-peak hours, but I chose more hours anyway...just in case. Equipment lines aren't long at these times. Cost lost to proximity in selecting my gym, Genesis, about a mile from the apartment. Genesis has locations in Omaha as well. The company pays for part of my membership. The gym I use has new equipment which is impressive.

I resurrected Big Red from storage. The airline carrying case protected it well in sixteen years of storage. After a trip to the bike shop for a few parts and a tune up, it quickly became the go to favorite bike.

My Church is about two and a half miles from the apartment in Lansing Kansas. I generally ride SYB to Mass. There are Catholic Churches in Leavenworth but further away and the Mass schedules are roughly the same.

There is a small but nice five screen theater not far from the apartment. I'm so far removed from American pop culture, I don't know what would be a good movie from a bad one so I avoid them.

For its size, I expected Leavenworth to have more grocery stores than it does but there are four. I no longer need to stock up on groceries. Yay! It's a hard habit to break. Now if I can only break my cardboard box hoarding habit! I haven't seen ANY Wally world as busy as the Nogales AZ or Nogales Mexico EVER!

Hangin' With Leavenworth's Prodigal DaughterCarried on the KC culinary tradition with visits to: Stroud's, Slap's BBQ, Jazz, and Yard House. Toss in a trip to a local steakhouse, Metropolitan Steakhouse.

The Leavenworth Dairy Queen looks like the Dairy Queen from my youth.

When I was a whupper, the local liquor store had a drive-up window. I don't recall the drive through ever being open but that's another story. The liquor store about a mile from my apartment is a drive-through liquor store. Mexico had them too.

Part of being so close to KC is connecting with Mr. Ed. We had lunch and brunch. He's enjoying retirement and not regretting leaving work at all. There will be more meetings.

I did attend my first Leavenworth theatrical presentation of Seussical, The Musical. Had a tough time hearing parts but it brought back such revelry that I'll go back for future shows.

Equally weird was being able to drive back to Omaha for the five F's in less time than I would have traveled by the airlines. The trip was relatively short compared to the previous trips. FYI, there was nothing to report medically from my July trip home so the doctors extended the warrantees by another six months.

I even drove home to vote in the fall election and went home for Thanksgiving. It was my first Thanksgiving at home in fourteen years.

Painting With Ma!Feeling empty not going to see Mom while I was home. It was something I did regularly when I came home from abroad. Thanks to all of you with your outpouring sympathy. I did add more photos of Ma's paintings to her dedication page. Went to see Ma's grave on a couple of trips.

Mom's older sister, my aunt, passed a few months later. I drove up to the funeral in Des Moines on what would have been the ninety-fifth birthday of my aunt. My uncle, their brother, passed one-hundred years a month later. I wanted to go as it would be a happy family gathering event rather than a funeral. Unfortunately, I was recovering from the flu and that same three-hour drive wasn't to be.

Bluelou Livin' LargeThe company had a social gathering at the local minor league baseball game. They rented a suite which was cool. Irony is when fanny packs are banned by stadium security yet given away at the game but that's what the Monarchs did. Go figure!

I've avoided crowds so concerts have been a no go so far. I do make crowd exceptions. I hoped to do a KC Chiefs home game before it got cold but I couldn't make it work. I would have gone to see the Rolling Stones but they were playing on the southern Missouri border on a Sunday night. Pass!

It started as just for fun but soon came a buy-in for the office NFL pool. A visitor asked me if I was gambling on company property. The more I thought about it, I concluded that to gamble, I need, at least, a remote a chance to win. I don't have a chance. I'm just a donor.

The football pool ruins my avoiding NFL games and watching them later in the week. I must know how I did in the pool NOW rather than watching the game to find out days later.

As a bonus for being a Verizon internet customer, I received a pair of Ray Ban Wayfarer Meta virtual reality sunglasses. I was given the choice of glasses or a Home Depot gift certificate. Initially, I was super psyched about the sunglasses, but I haven't opened the box. I thought they were VR 3-D goggles. I don't like giving total file access to any application for fear of hackers. When Meta (Facebook) is involved, I'm doubly doubtful. The more I thought about it, some outdoor stuff for the deck would have been nice. Stay tuned.

We had a pseudo-potluck Thanksgiving lunch at the office. The company furnished the meat and spuds with the rest from everyone else. As noted before, I drove to Omaha for family Thanksgiving. The company had the Christmas party a week after Thanksgiving. No plans yet for Christmas or New Years. At this point, given how this year has been, I'd be elated with boredom.

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